Just an Emo Kid

As you can most likely tell, I like to make fun of stupid music and people who are stupid for listening to that music. I don't care if I piss people off because it's just an opinion. I'm sure they have their opinions too about the music I listen to, which by the way doesn't suck. :)... So yesterday, I was really annoyed with gay. Today!... More annoyed with gay. It's early and I'm ready to go to work and now I wanted to leave you with another parody of how easy it is to be Gay in America.

P.S. by Gay I don't mean sexually. It is loosely used as a term to describe someone who is ridiculous. Please do not confused the two.




Lyrics:

Dear Diary

Mood: Apathetic

My life is spiraling downward
I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert
It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like “Stab My Heart Because I Love You” and “Rip Apart My Soul” and of course “Stabby Rip Stab Stab” And It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either…Like that guy from that band can do...Some days, ya know...

I’m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be.
You’d be non-conforming too if you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
'Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo

I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can’t get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it’s never any fun
They say they already have a pussy, they don’t need another one.

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo

I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo

I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I’d only be half right.

I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo

Screw Xbox I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo

I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo

Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

My parents don’t get me ya know
They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy… Well, a couple guys. But, I mean it’s the 2000’s. Can’t 2…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay?
I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways.
I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me. You’re my best friend.

Hard Core Dancing

This topic was inspired by a friend of mine whom I like to talk with on Facebook. I was extremely annoyed today because a guy, that unfortunately I cannot mention a name, was really gay today. Some words were shared and a little fighting involved, and ultimately, I was deleted from his friend's list. Wow! I am 23 years old, and did not expect to get hexed out of someone's life through Facebook. So it turns out, it's really gay to "delete" people out of your life from Facebook, and it's also really gay to Hardcore dance! So.. I would like to start you off with a little eyes and ears treat:

HOW TO HARD CORE DANCE

Enjoy:

Step 1 Picking up Change
Step 2 Punching the Midget
Step 3 Grab the Stars
Step 4 The Windmill
Step 5 The Two Step
Step 6 Kicking the Air
Step 7 The Spin Kick
Step 8 Create a mix of Gayness






and the result:

is usually getting punched in the face, or... someone's fist hitting someone elses head. But hey! Hardcore dancing is cool right?! lol

Local Venues

I have to say that the local scene where I live sucks monkey balls. I hang around a lot of bands and they are ripped off constantly from the venues. The bands sell the tickets, the venues take the money. That is literally the gist of it all. I made it sound short and sweet, but it's murder. Really it is.

Anyway, the good news is, there's a new place in town. It is different from the others. No tickets were to be sold... and ... the place didn't suck! I took one look at the outside and was like.. "seriously?... is this for real?"

Take a look for yourself.

Bad Ass right! It's a Library!

Only the most amazing Library. This place looked like a library on the outside, but on the inside....

Awesomeness!